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Boost or like this post if you are okay with me making bad jokes in reply to your non-serious posts.

(This is not a get-out-of-jail-free card, and you are always welcome to mute/block/call me out/yell at me if I cross a line)

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Jeg glæder mig til den dag jeg ser nogen jeg ikke følger / der ikke følger mig poste i her på fødiverset.

Det bliver feee.

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Above: The thread that named the subgenre "sweetdark". I really like that name :blobheartcat:

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When I think of a future with Open Social Media, I imagine three pillars.

1) Microblogging (ActivityPub), for sharing thoughts with strangers, ephemeral community building, and broad+global reach.

2) Forum / Stable Community (no good solution yet, AFAIK), for discussing, planning, buying/selling locally. All within a distinct group of people, membership of which can be managed.

3) Peer2Peer (Scuttlebutt?), for talking directly to friends, family, nearby people, and easily sharing files.

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"Write an epic" is a hell of a thing to have on one's todo list.

I need to get myself some lunch, and then I need to ban myself from social media and focus on work.

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Jeg glæder mig til den dag jeg ser nogen jeg ikke følger / der ikke følger mig poste i her på fødiverset.

Det bliver feee.

humor re: anxiety & social media 

Repeatedly replying to posts of the same few people:

What it should feel like: I'm hanging out with these nice and cool people, and we're having conversations.

What Anxiety tells me I'm doing: You're stalking, harassing, reply-guying, hogging their timeline/notification space, shoving myself in their faces, etc.

Just.. shut up, Anxiety. I don't need you!

Spørgsmål til dansk-talere:

Hvordan ville i oversætte "mood" as the zoomer sentence / shorthand reply?

[..... fuck, jeg glemte at jeg var ved at skrive på dansk midt i den sætning, gjorde jeg ikke?]

1) Girlfriend walk into bathroom to apply makeup

2) Synth intro music starts playing from a phone speaker

3) ???

4) Hard Rock Hallelujah 🤘

(cc @nuhn )

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Medieval bunnies, death mentions 

This is rather amusing...

Medieval killer rabbits: when bunnies strike back

#History #MedievalHistory

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She poured love into her fish. She sat beside the tank and admired their scales, and confided in them the wins and woes of her day.

They were patient listeners, wide-eyed with interest.

They couldn't speak back, but they found other ways.

A glittering gem spat from a round mouth. Plants woven into shapes that filled her with peace. Bubbles that burst with the force of wishes granted.

They lived longs lives, the fish and the girl both, as witches and familiars do.

#microfiction #TootFic

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Nice little illustration of what it means to say “patriarchy is structural” in this Twitter thread. (It’s about getting a drunk teenage girl home safely. No threats; nothing bad happens):

Apparently Metallica is playing at Copenhell next year!

Also, Iron Maiden, Kiss, Judas Priest, Korn, DAD, Opeth, Jinjer, and Svartsot.

Fuuuck, I want to go to Copenhell next year now!! 🤘 :blobcheer: 🤘

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re: misinformation 

@zatnosk make sure to scrub between the parentheses and curly braces, dirt can get caught in those little curves.


Clean code is when you write some code, save it to disk, and then wash your computer real good with plenty of soap water!

Sometimes I regret saying no when the school psychologist in high school offered me an ADHD screening.
With what I know now, I get why they suspected that - I just had a skewed image of both ADHD and myself back then.

(I probably still have a skewed image of myself, but hopefully less so)

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my friend who teaches kids, just schooled me on tentacles vs arms

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I've got a good one;)

Imagine that for one year you can have only one of those. Which one would it be?

P.S.: you know what to do to get a better result 🔁

#mobile #devices #laptop #tablet #smartphone #phone #poll

today's success at work 

Half my features/fixes that need to be done in two weeks have been finished today, monday, before lunch.

Fair, I started with the smallest things first, but it's still awesome to have cleared half the list in a half day!

:ablobblewobbleslow: :ablobcatrave: :blobcatdj:

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