My neighbors keeping the neighborhood interesting. #5G

@Gina they should use microwave screen mesh instead, so they can still look out their windows and get a little light in.

Absolutely not, light is an electromagnetic wave, it's dangerous ! 🤔


@thomas @Gina It's okay! Humans can have a little electromagnetic wave, as a treat.

But, according to my unified theory of electrogravitomagnetism, humans work best at around 1g. Going up to 5G is waaay to heavy, and would cause untrained humans to black out.

I have a quote and a link as proof:
"A human being usually blacks out at about 5g (5 times that of Earth's gravity) of acceleration."

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