Me: *lies in bed, on my back, with knees bent*
Toddler: *starts using my duvet-covered legs as a playground slide for stuffed animals*
Stuffed animals: *lying in a pile on top of my feet*
Toddler: *crawls onto my stomach, up my legs and uses the "playground slide" themself*
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