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What do you call a group of eight hobbits? 

A hobbyte.

What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

A hobgoblin

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Why do orcs have green fingers? 

Because horticulture without orc is just htiulture - pure nonsense.

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What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

@zatnosk A HORC

What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

@zatnosk I’m picturing a horc as a creature with all the gusto of a halfling for food but angled toward the orc’s more rustic diet of wild game and foraged vegetation

Just like a magnificent feast gathered within like a mile radius and more than half of it is raw and the cooked stuff is just open fire roasted

But it all tastes AMAZING and the presentation is INCREDIBLE

What do hobbits do in their spare time? 

@zatnosk I dunno, probably like cross stitching or something

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