What do you call a group of eight hobbits? 

A hobbyte.

What do you get if you cross a hobbit and an orc? 

A hobgoblin

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Why do orcs have green fingers? 

Because horticulture without orc is just htiulture - pure nonsense.

What do hobbits do in their spare time? 

@zatnosk I dunno, probably like cross stitching or something

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