Reminder: moisturize your hands last thing before going to bed tonight!

With all the extra hand washing right now you will likely need it. And doing it over night is great because it gets to sink in properly and not get washed off.

You can use oil, lotion or a balm.

I just bought food for DKK 100Ο€ (aka DKK 314.15)

hi. its me. Bill Gates. the inventor of the PC. but tonight im asking you for your help. i accidentally turned into a pokemon

thought of a punchline but no set up yet, you can have it 

Hi all! If you're in need of distraction and money is a barrier, I've made all my books free on itch.io!

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That's a 422 page fantasy novel, plus a supporting novelette and short stories.

Review from RockStarlit Book Asylum: "Although its setting not exactly cheery, there is something utterly charming in this book that just won me over."

Please enjoy my unexpectedly charming novel about black magic.

And!

It seems like a lot of people are feeling justifiably anxious right now and having trouble dealing with it. A lot of common anxiety management strategies assume your fears are irrational, so here are some tips that might help deal with it when they aren't!

Thread. The rest will be unlisted.

@jk oh hey, that's the drummer from Final Fantasy 3D, right?

I can tell by his shirt!

@Alexis hot put: watch me gently nudge this ball of lava into that hole right there using a specially crafted stick

hot put and take: putting fish into a lava lake and wondering why you can't catch any

hot put and take take: lava lakes are preferable for fishing trip, because it inherently sabotages the fishers ability to kill fish in other places.

New game: Describing toddler as "my coworker" 

New game: Describing toddler as "my coworker" 

@jk is that a promise, a well wishing, a dictate, or a threat?

New game: Describing toddler as "my coworker" 

My work-focus is through the floor* today, so I went downstairs to work.

(*Opposite of "through the roof", right?)

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

re: Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

Guild Wars 2 fanbase extremely minor gripe why are you even bothering to read this 

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