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There are two kinds of kitchen educators: Those who say yeast eats and belches CO2 and those who say yeast eats and farts CO2.

That was supposed to say "computers are bad" meme.

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ᵗᵉᶜʰⁿᵒˡᵒᵍʸ ᶦˢⁿ'ᵗ ᶦⁿʰᵉʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵇᵃᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦˢ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵘˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶜˡᵃˢˢ ᵗᵒ ᵉˣᵖˡᵒᶦᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵃˢ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃˢ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ

Ugh, I'm getting real tired of the "computers are bad" bad and all it's variants.

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kiwi birds and kiwi fruit are all small and round and covered in hair so by that token everyone in New Zealand should also be small and round and covered in hair--- OH MY GOD I JUST DESCRIBED HOBBITS

THAT'S IT

SOMEONE TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME

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I have nothing on my timeline for the past two hours other than bots.

And appropriately enough, it has been endless screaming and Hagrid.

Here is a sample of my timeline:

'Tu es un manteau, Harry'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH'
'Tu es un créateur, Harry'
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'

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all right pals ive got a new album out

it's a 5 track EP called 'Songs I Hate'

you can download it (or pay what you want) on bandcamp envelopegenerator.bandcamp.com

there's also a video for one of the songs on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=mQJ3gHqC_r

i think it's quite good and i hope you think so too

love you 💜

In conclusion, I worked my six hours today (30 hour work week is good), but I'd really have liked to have had that hour at home instead of waiting in transit.

Today I managed to:

A) Be an hour late to work, because I was passing time after missing the first three trains that leave within 10 minutes of each other, and then left the heated waiting hall a minute too late to catch the I'm-gonna-be-30-minutes-late train.

B) Forget the change I made to my self-imposed schedule half a year ago, and keep working an hour longer without noticing before looking at my uptime just before shutting down my computer.

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Ways to improve the world that aren't confrontational

- Teach
- Model what you want to see
- Ask people to explain their motivations a bit
- Dissent, but move on
- Decline to participate
- Hang out with who's been left out
- Share resources

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Roman History. Stabbing. Show more

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Just a heads up for non-socialist Mastodon users: if someone says they’re “ML” it means they’re Mario-Luigiist (aka they only play the original Super Mario Bros. games, no spin-offs).

Woot. Apparently my mastodon instance only needed a "sudo service apache2 start" to be running again, after it failed to start after a reboot four days ago.

That was way too easy, considering I haven't been able to login here for four days >.<

Damn, I love having the right tools when constructing something.

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I llooooooooove flexbox, currently updating the CSS of the blog for some clean code.
Floats: 250 lines with responsive, messing around
Flexbox: 20 lines with responsive

Yes. This is the night I finally watched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

And I'll let you know that my guild hall smells of rich mahogany.

(It doesn't, but I wish it did.)

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