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Become a patron of the (dark) arts! 

See, @nuhn , I told you cows are dangerous!

(Probably not the conclusion to be drawn here. Thread is about shark attacks)

more importantly, people should wear cloaks again

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"I don't know why elves these days complain so much! Most of their work is automated, they just need to monitor the machines. Back in the day all work was done by hand, can you imagine?! And the work hours has never been lower. And still they are whining and I even heard someone talking about going on a strike!" Santa shook his head in disbelief, while the elf he was talking to crossed her arms.
"OK, boomer."
#flashfiction #writing

Why are danes so bad at microblogging?

It is a mystery.


While napping I had a about strategy / diplomacy game using fashion, fancy ball gowns and international parties to dazzle your opponents and allies and make tactical agreements. All based on a mix of old school RPG-like stats and minigames such as dress building (in form, color and fabric) and dancing (basic rhythm game).


the worst take 

no one:


not a single person:

a tree falling in the woods: i'm gay

"woo the internet is dying, now we gotta make a new one just for techies and nerds just like it was in the 90s" is a bad take.

the internet and whatever comes after it needs to be accessible.

"normal" people aren't killing the open web, capitalism is.

fediverse, recommend me a game engine suitable for a beginner to make a simple 2D game in

boosts appreciated :boost_ok:

There's a petition to Save the .org top level domain. Apparently, ICANN could still stop it from being sold.
I know, petitions rarely work, but I also know that _sometimes_ they do.
Please consider signing if you _run_ anything there, or if you _use_ or _care about_ anything that's on a .org domain. Also, boosting this to others who follow you, would be very much appreciated.


This is my absolute favourite wholesome meme template.

Guys, reach out to your friends if youโ€™re having a tough one. ๐Ÿ’œ


meta ~ 

re: New meme replacing "crime" with "slime" 

New meme replacing "crime" with "slime" 

New meme replacing "crime" with "slime" 

New meme replacing "crime" with "slime" 

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