She-Ra, garfield, incredibly cursed
I had to see it so you do too https://twitter.com/madmcgrane/status/1288323119678140416
in the interest of transparency: four of those "no" votes are mine.
2nd day hair hack
If you have rather oily hair and tend to wash it daily (as I do), perhaps this might be for you: I've discovered that rye flour is way nicer for my hair than dry shampoo. I dust a small amount on, leave it in for a short period of time and brush it out with fingers and brush afterwards.
Today I discovered that doing this in the evening works even better. I love this, it shaves about 15-20 minutes off my morning routine every 2nd day!
I picked up my shitty PHP parser project again, and because I want it to automatically also parse any included files, I have now footgunned myself into the corner of having to evaluate (some) expressions because I use __DIR__."/path/to/file.php" a lot.
I'm going to special case it at first, but damn it's getting ugly fast.
Did you know, that most twining plants, c. 92%, are right-handed? This means when they grow around a pole/bamboo cane, they twine from the bottom left to the top right. If you try and make the plant do it the other way (left-handed), it will 'right' itself.
This includes plants like climbing beans, hops and most Wisteria. I say most, because one species, W. floribunda, is left-handed. Apparently it's very rare for plants in same species to twine in opposite ways.
Oh, for fucks sake.
I'm reading about the new features in PHP 8.0 and I can't wait to use them!
But never mind that PHP8 will be released in November this year - we're not even on PHP7 yet at work >.<
And I've been impatiently waiting for a few features from PHP7 for a while now... Especially the ?? and <=> operators. And now PHP8 adds a ?-> operator! It's almost too much!
(Good luck to readers not up to date, though..)
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