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Who's up for pooling/kickstarting 10 million danish kroner and buying a tiny danish island and building an anticapitalist collective?

It's ~1.34 million euros.

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stop saying "my kid could paint that," and start saying "my kid *will* paint that!" the time is now to introduce your child to the lucrative world of art forgery

thinking to much about abstract software architecture and not enough about implementing stuff that works.

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this wouldn't happen if google was foss

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Min mastodon instance kører fint :-) #decentralizeallthethings

Ping mig hvis du vil have hjælp til at finde danskere på mastodon.

covid, local statistics, absurd numbers 

In Denmark we measure covid numbers down to parish* levels. A nearby parish in my county has an incidence number of 118 (i.e. 118 infected per 100.000 people).
How many actual people is that?

1. One. A single person. Because there's only 847 people living in that parish. If a total of 6 people get covid, then that parish will go into lockdown, because the incidence number will by higher than 600.

(*you though church and state was separated? Think again)

Looking to buy a new router, and I was looking at Asus RT-AX58U to get some WiFi 6 power, but then I spotted the slightly smaller Asus RT-AX56U which costs significantly less and looks to be almost as powerful. (~1200 DKK vs ~800 DKK)

Does anyone around here have opinions and/or input on buying a router for home use?

Zelda games I have played:
Ocarina of Time
Breath of the Wild
Link's Awakening
Legend of Zelda (1)

Zelda games I have completed:
Link's Awakening

Writing JavaScript to generate Twine code, like you do.

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Announcement time:

I have an art website now! 🥳✨

Feels good to have the portfolio and commissions info and lots of little things all in one place! Hint - look for hidden spaces...

(Boosts & feedback much appreciated!)


Partner bought generic store brand nutella for father's day this saturday (which is the same day as constitution day here in Denmark - welcome to patriarchy)
so now I'm snacking a not-nutella-bun.

Sea lions are poorly named, because lions are cats and sea lions are dogs.

"Silt Striders Forever" is a pretty nice band name.

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Idea for a D&D villain: the mysterious head of a villainous thieves guild, known only as "The Chairman".

He is a mimic in the shape of a big armchair.

My one problem with emoji is this:

:P / :p - fun, cheeky, silly

😛 - vulgar, rude, I-don't-want-to-see-the-inside-of-your-mouth

I'm still looking forward to being allowed to use PHP7 features at work...

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